I went to Target and bought like nine bags to give out to trick-or-treaters NEXT Halloween.
Sure, most of the neighborhood kids will probably get sick, but it's not like anyone will be able to tell exactly which house gave out the rancid Kit Kats.
Serves the little bastards right for stealing my pumpkins last night.
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Don't worry. I'll put the rotten, moldy pumpkin back on your doorstep in one year's time.
Fair is fair, right?
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